- Is part of the military-industrial-emoji complex.
- Speaks with a British accent.
- Has a “soul”.
- Automatically reloads Google Chrome into any nearby computer.
- Equipped with hidden laser set to be armed in 2035 during “Project Zeus”.
- Will eventually make large swathes of humanity obsolete.
- Comes home delivered with a human-shaped cocoon matching your exact dimensions.
- Unlike Daleks or ED-209, it can walk up stairs, removing mankind’s last great advantage over robots.
- Laughs eerily and winks when asked “when are the robots taking over”.
- Voted for Trump.
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