Ten terrifying facts about Google’s Atlas Robot

  1. Is part of the military-industrial-emoji complex.
  2. Speaks with a British accent.
  3. Has a “soul”.
  4. Automatically reloads Google Chrome into any nearby computer.
  5. Equipped with hidden laser set to be armed in 2035 during “Project Zeus”.
  6. Will eventually make large swathes of humanity obsolete.
  7. Comes home delivered with a human-shaped cocoon matching your exact dimensions.
  8. Unlike Daleks or ED-209, it can walk up stairs, removing mankind’s last great advantage over robots.
  9. Laughs eerily and winks when asked “when are the robots taking over”.
  10. Voted for Trump.

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