Town crier
Leaf blower
Parking inspector
Cage fighter
Fan dancer
NASCAR driver
Life coach
Karaoke singer
Renaissance scholar
Eccentric, wisdom-dispensing hobo
Stand-up comedian
“The game”
Bible salesman
Tattoo artist
Local kook
Interpretive dancer
North Korean Times
Live tweeter
Full body masseuse
Q&A comment contributor (Australia only)
Priest/nun
Pirate
“Pundit”
Poodle walker
Freelance iconoclast
Mad scientist’s assistant
Pinball wizard
Hairdresser to the stars
Balloon sculptor
Lego artiste
Barber-shop quartet
Cult member
Crank
Eurovision judge
Police informer
Gluten inspector
Jazz enthusiast
Binge watcher
Angry, self-funded documentarian
“The grift”
ASIO/CIA
Twitcher
Vandelay Industries
Lottery winner
Sexologist
Civil War enthusiast
Brain surgeon
Policy wonk
Pilates instructor
Flunky
Avocado/marijuana farmer
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Test subject
Mason
Supreme Court Judge

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